{"product_id":"death-wish-and-valhalla-java-bundle","title":"Death Wish Coffee Company Gourmet Coffee Sets for Gifts","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDEATH WISH \u0026amp; VALHALLA JAVA COFFEE BUNDLE\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy the best gift for coffee-lovers and see what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eHERE’S WHAT YOU GET:\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIN BAG ONE: DEATH WISH COFFEE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne-pound bag\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeath Wish Coffee is created by using the strongest combination of beans and a perfect roasting process. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn intense dark roast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe world’s strongest coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e for awakening your inner rebel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, never-bitter taste made from \u003cstrong\u003epremium\u003c\/strong\u003e, bold beans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIN BAG TWO: VALHALLA JAVA ODINFORCE BLEND\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e12-ounce bag\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eValhalla Java Odinforce Blend was carefully crafted for the world’s most powerful guitarist, Zakk Wylde.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlend of medium and dark roasts for a \u003cstrong\u003eperfectly balanced\u003c\/strong\u003e brew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtisan quality sourced from four nutrient-rich regions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe most \u003cstrong\u003eflavorful, premium coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e beans, without the jitters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDestroy Indecision: Have it All\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people struggle a great deal with which of our strong coffee blends to buy: Do you want a nutty artisanal coffee with an intense flavor Odin himself would use to wake up from his centuries-long naps? Do you want the bold flavors of the strongest coffee in the world, which can make you jitter so much the neighbors might think an earthquake happened?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParalyzed with indecision, you could spend countless hours researching and waffling, the paradox of choice \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ted.com\/talks\/barry_schwartz_on_the_paradox_of_choice?language=en\"\u003esparking an existential crisis\u003c\/a\u003e. The weighty strain breaks apart the mind slowly like a wooden wedge. What if you choose unwisely? Will you always be caught wondering if you’d made the wrong choice? Will you upset the gods?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrush the woes of our post-modern society and keep Schrodinger’s cat locked away for all time! Buy yourself the best gift for coffee-lovers: all of the caffeine with none of the stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShow Loved Ones That You Take Their Coffee Addiction Seriously\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive your caffeine-craving loved one not the coffee they deserve but the coffee they need right now. Or better yet, just do both. Both is good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet two premium blends in one of our gourmet coffee sets. For gifts, don’t buy those gourmet coffee gift baskets filled with ribbons, shreds of paper, cheap products, and weak beans you can find anywhere. Don’t let \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sites.psu.edu\/tetirclblog\/tag\/norse-mythology\/\"\u003eLoki\u003c\/a\u003e trick you into buying sub-par products!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGourmet coffee gift baskets should be filled with one thing: a gourmet coffee selection! Gift-buying can be easy when you buy the world’s strongest coffee along with a high-quality blend sourced from beans the world over. Your friends will know that you truly care and really believe that they are coffee aficionados!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAllow them to savor every single coffee bean. Gift Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend and Death Wish Coffee so they (or you) can sample both today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.deathwishcoffee.com\/account\/register\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eSign up for an account\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto receive FREE shipping on ALL domestic orders.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Death Wish Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Ground","offer_id":35268398088359,"sku":"DWVJBG","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":35268398121127,"sku":"DWVJBW","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0432\/8911\/6839\/products\/death_wish_coffee__valhalla_java_ground_bundle.jpg?v=1594976324","url":"https:\/\/deathwishcoffee103-com.myshopify.com\/products\/death-wish-and-valhalla-java-bundle","provider":"deathwishcoffee103.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}